In the wake of the original list, I now present this addendum. In the last week, I've suffered from each of these afflictions. If you find yourself related to any of them, remember: This is not about you, it's about me.
- When you get more enjoyment out of grocery shopping and preparing the guacamole than you do from actually hosting the party.
- When you come home from vacation and realize you kinda missed sitting alone in your cubicle for hours at a time.
- You'll go to Panera to use their wireless for 30 minutes rather than call your internet provider for tech support.
- You're grateful that you have to wake up super early Saturday morning -- because it gives you an excuse to stay in on Friday night.
- When you think, "Hey, give Anthony Weiner a break. What's the problem with sexting, anyway? There's no risk of disease or pregnancy. Even better: You don't even have to engage in awkward small talk."
*That reminds me: I put a new battery in my car and it erased my radio presets. Dammit. I guess I'll have to listen to Spotify Premium for a few days.