Rant

No particular reason, just things I have observed recently:

1. Halloween = girls dressed as slutty (insert noun here). It's ridiculous. Obscene. Embarrassing. And cool. I'll never be a part of it. One more year of college? I don't have time to catch up on 3 years of missed Halloween parties.

2. The election = plz end soon. Joe the Plumber, Joe Six-Pack, Tito the Builder.....who gives a damn about any of these individuals' opinions? I don't care what an uneducated plumber thinks. That doesn't make me an elitist; that makes me a person with a brain who thinks for himself. If Washington was attacked, I wouldn't ask Jessica Simpson her opinion. Get real. Who cares if the World Series was delayed a half hour for Obama's ad? Baseball isn't even cool - everybody likes NFL now.

3. I want to be an Ironman. 'Nuff said.

4. I just exploited a typo on a website that saved me $270 on a certain bike part...don't arrest me.

5. No-Shave November has started. Goodbye razor, hello disgusted women.