1. Men should never talk just to hear the sound of their own voice. We have many stupid, pointless thoughts that should die a silent death.
2. The perfect woman will understand the importance of the pre-race dump -- but she will never say the words "pre-race dump."
3. Once a week, eat a meal until you're completely, uncomfortably stuffed. Then have dessert.
4. Using a coupon to buy two of something that you wouldn't normally buy one of is not saving money. Don't let women tell you otherwise.
5. Everybody screens phone calls (besides technologically inept individuals or those with broken phone displays). It's not rude or hurtful. Just have a system in place -- and stick to it. For example, no calls during meals; no extended conversations in the presence of another person; text messages often will suffice.
6. Remember to call back.
7. It's almost always easier to gain weight than to lose it.
8. It's almost always easier to lose money than to gain it.
9. When someone asks why you're so dressed up, it is code for, "How did I not notice you were so attractive before?"
10. Blogs are for people desperately seeking attention. Even if the site doesn't make money through prominent advertising placement, it is entirely self-indulgent. That's OK. Nobody is forcing you to read it.
11. Twitter is never OK. (But "$#!t My Dad Says" has made a lot of people happy.)
3 comments:
Like you, I'm not quite on the Twitter bandwagon. And your commentary on blogs is pretty accurate too haha.
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So true, Drew- I love it.
Thanks for the comment, I have not checked my blog (or blogged) since grad school started.
But reading this on my thirtieth birthday was a good omen. :)
How are you? Where are you doing it?
All the best.
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